Sorry. I missed the super secret keynote meeting because I was busy telling 3 million people why the chicken crossed the road.
Look deep within yourself and you will find the answer. Especially on September 9.
I can neither confirm nor deny that I am not authorized either to confirm or deny that I cannot disclose anything that you would then have to confirm. In any case, I would deny it. Got it?
Why don’t you check a rumors blog? That’s what I do.
Can you get a hint? No. You may, however, get a what what.
You’re cute when you’re desperate for information.
You’ll have to wait until September 9. I bet you were one of those kids who snuck downstairs to open presents early, weren’t you?
The only hint I can give you right now is a hint of lime. And that there’s a big announcement on September 9.
What, you can’t tell from my colorful wavey words?
OK… here it is: 01000111 01101111 011101 00 01100011 01101000 011 00001
OK. It’s smaller than a Grafalian battle cruiser and bigger than a mote in a Zoltaxian’s eye.